Jokes SMS

• When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
  


• Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!
  


• Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof
  


• First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
  


• what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
  


• Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
  


• If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
  


• Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No…
  1.—–I dont have brain…
  2.—–I dont have sence…
  3.—–I am stupid….
  


• Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
  


• Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…
  


• When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
  



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