Jokes SMS

• In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
  Saint: I don't have.
  TT: Where do you want to go?
  Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
  TT: Come, lets go!
  Saint: Where?
  TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
  (Characters: 220)
  


• Commerce professor asks the student:
  what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
  Student: "Father in law".
  


• An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
  Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
  (Characters: 203)
  


• Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
  Rest have Girlfriends
  (Characters: 75)
  


• An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
  I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
  Sweeper: I have the job.
  ( Characters: 153)
  


• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
  Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
  (Characters: 107)
  


• Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
  Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
  Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
  (Characters: 147)
  


• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
  (Characters: 138)
  



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