Jokes SMS

• There are times when I fall in love with someone new,
  but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
  


• TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
  Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
  Sardar:so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM
  


• I want u...
  To be with me In a nice Restaurent
  To have candle light dinner....
  and to say say those sweet three words to U....
  "Pay The Bill"
  


• Maths teacher: to a dull boy,
  if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to leena,
  3 to tina, 4 to meena,
  then what will You get?
  Student: 3 Girl friends....!
  


• Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail?
  A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
  


• Remove your Shirt,
  Remove your Pants too,
  ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh....
  Thanks God, Finally the suitcase is closed.
  


• Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
  Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
  


• Why'd the couple stop after 3 children?
  Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
  

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