Jokes SMS

• Can v do romance in the evening today?
  I'm in a good mood
  Just a little bit of kissing and biting
  reply me soon!
  urs lovingly
  "MOSQUITO"
  (Characters: 149)
  


• If I was an artist,
  you would be my picture!
  If I was a poet,
  you would be my inspiration!
  If I was an author you would be my story!
  
  But I'm only a cartoonist!
  (Characters: 166)
  


• Boy: I am not rich like rohit,I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
  Girl: I love you too, but tell me rohit adress..
  (Characters: 147)
  


• Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
  (Characters: 146)
  


• Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
  Both don't exist.
  (Characters: 75)
  


• Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
  (Characters: 135)
  


• Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
  Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
  (Characters: 110)
  


• A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
  (Characters: 174)
  

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