Jokes SMS

• If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
  


• You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
  


• Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
  


• Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
  


• If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
  


• If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
  


• I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
  


• Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!
  


• I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
  


• Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
  


• I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place
  


• uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?
  


• Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
  You Know Why?Bcoz…..You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
  


• I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
  


• sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1
  

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